Hari ni aku pergi campus jumpa dr.
setelah hujan yg gila di t'ganu selama N-kali...
Kali yg lepas aku pergi klinik
adalah 2 semester yg lepas
Aku masih ingat lagi saat tu:
Dr: "Ng, kenapa lama x datang?"
(Choi! u ingat u dewa kekayaan meh? Selalu jumpa u buat apa oh?)
Ku: "Dulu sihat ma..."
Dr: "Dulu sihat, sekarang tak sihat la?"
(Mestilah! Kalau lama sakit, i awal2 dah mati lo...)
Dr: "Apa masalahnya?"
Aku jawab "selsema"
Dr: "Berapa lama dah?"
Ku: "3 atau 4 hari yg lepas kot..."
Dr: "Kenapa sekarang baru datang?"
(Biasalah... Tak sampai serius, i takkan datang pun)
Lepas tu dr. mesti tanya ada batuk tak?
Lepas tu dr. mesti tanya ada demam tak?
(Tengok! I sendiri pun bole jadi dr. dah...)
Sewaktu dia tulis tulisan hantu, tiba-tiba...
Dr: "Mana girlfriend u?"
Ku: "Bukanlah! Aiyo..."
Dr: "Hahaha!"
(Aduhai... Nak kata berapa kali? Coursemate je...)
Dr: "Ok! Tak ada masalah punya. I bagi ubat..."
Lepas tu dr. tanya nak ubat apa?
(Apa....... Sekarang u doktor ke i doktor ni?)
Ku: "Nak vitamin"
(Kan dia dah offer? kami pun dah bayar setiap sem. Ambil je la)
Dr: "Ok. Balik makan ubat ya?"
(Aboden? Nak bagi kucing makan ke?)
Ku: "Ok. Terima kasih dr."
P/S: Haha! Dr. Klinik kami ni sangat friendly punya...
Dia bukannya tak pandai... Jangan risau...
当妈的第4个月又22天
6 个月前
12 条评论:
pergi balut wantan la..
now u old old liao so always have to go clinic ar? rain a few days oni ma.... like dat oso cannot tahan
the doc damn funny ah...but yer..feel like tak pandai wo..kaka^^
nvm lar~u oso wont die de lar
To yenlian:
I not like u ma... u got fat to protect u ma...lol!
To jyin:
ya, d doc is vry nice de. flu vry normal oni ma, so he js simply check la.
normally fat people sick easily..... i me long long time din sick liao leh
coz stupid ppl not easily to sick ma
fish,
WRONG!!~is lenglui nia not easy sick~!WAKAKAKA^^
those ugly de(but still thought themselves veli engtao de) memang a bit abit pun say cold lar,sick d 1~
To saltyfish:
yalor yalor! virus oso lazy to attack those stupid ppl. no challenge at all.
To jyin:
v r not as "strong" as u ma...hhahahahah!
eh johann,u noe what la..... people like us is healthy la..... not like u ma....now u old old liao
cos i alwiz use my brain to think ma, not like u, js knw to eat n sleep..
u always think? think of what o? everybody got eat n sleep de la including u.....
u always think de o?y still feel that u quite brainless a?don think to much lar...waste time,and increase the number of ur white hair nia
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