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2007年11月26日星期一

proposal presentation

自从昨天很多朋友被讲师们的狂轰乱炸之后(因为她们根本就不懂自己到底在做些什么),今天轮到我披甲上阵 - 去送死!

今天的presentation从8.30am开始,我是第四个,时间原本应该是9.15am-9.30am,但是在前面的人只照着写到长篇大论的slide一字不漏地跟着读之后(不用说,接下来又是被问到哑口无言,但自从昨天的前车之鉴,所以今天被炸得还好)很快的,大概九点就到我了。

我的project是关于application of game theory in investment,是很少人做过的题目。昨天晚上我还想了一大堆的问题和应对方法,结果今天还真是派上用场,哈哈哈!!对于lecturer的提问,本人一一见招拆招,我的supervisior还帮我(暗爽!因为昨天他有炸他自己的学生)。结果有一个lecturer说我的idea很难,但有挑战性,很不错(开心死我了!!)还给了一些意见(兴奋ing!!啦啦啦~~)

2007年11月22日星期四

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自从本人接触佛教后,就收殓了脾气。但今天是本人的最后一张考试,所以呢请容许本人在这里放肆一下下...

今天考的科目的死仆街lecturer!你他妈的平时上课时mic又不戴靠近点!讲话又不大声点!根本就没有人听书,你还在那边一直废话多多!还整天开一些无聊的白痴玩笑!讲课时照着书读,内容全部随便带过又没有解释formula!还不如老子我来拿薪水代替你教书!!讲不是你的bidang,还好意思叫我们去问别个lecturer!你他妈的那UMT请你来干嘛?!! 这科的formula又多,而且formula又差不多一样的,已经够乱水的了,你这老家伙考试时又不给formula!@#$^*%&*&#*(@&·#&*@&*(*@#!!!

hanya tau cakap: "tak faham sudah"... kanasai! kalo lu tak tahu ajar then balik kampong tanam pokok kelapa lah!!

2007年11月15日星期四

噔噔噔噔!!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket噔噔噔噔!! 类递&检头闷!! 隆重登场:《登大回忆录之朋友篇》!!! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

一向来相识满天下、交友广阔,人际关系涵盖不同年龄、不同种族、不同信仰、不同工作的我(不好意思...低调低调...)最近被洁盈摆上了神台(详情请参阅部落格“文字的天空”)。唉...没办法啦!人好就是一直被别人赞(噢!又忘了!低调低调...)所以呢在这里回应一下,也来介绍登大部落盟友(排名以名字首字拼音次序为先后)

1. http://aiai86.blogspot.com/
霹雳太平人,自称为“橡胶人”(详情请参阅部落格“旋律...在心海中盘旋...”)属高度危险人物,所做惊人之举包括:火柴烧墙壁、staple钉手指、猪脚踢玻璃、冰泡milo、油煎鸡蛋。皮肤组织超厚,尤其脸部,既俗称的厚脸皮,曾以半生不熟的华语得到两辆免费巴士及百余人也吃不完的月饼,并欠下四粒米。

2. http://ilapu.blogspot.com/
吉打亚罗士打人,游泳技术神乎奇技,堪称一绝。英文程度一流(详情请参阅部落格“爱乐悠”)痴迷于蔡依林。乐于助人,曾不辞辛苦为登大学生谋福利,计有“单枪匹马长距离送报”及“千里迢迢慈善探访”。

3. http://www.ongkiatyin.blogspot.com/
霹雳怡保人,为本人在莫名其妙的因缘之下所得回来的女儿。首次见面是在海龟礼堂里包柑,之后莫名其妙地以三寸不烂之舌邀请本人(人红实在没办法)出席“湘月佳人枫树下”晚会。当时本人很怕她,现在本人依然还是有点怕她。为人爽直,好打抱不平,能劝服本人是她一生中最骄傲的事情。

4. http://loatheandlove.blogspot.com/
吉隆坡人。爱好足球,吃遍四方,尤其爱吃豆腐,所断之物不计其数。痴迷于娇娇、刘亦菲和金亚中,擅长吉他,对于海精灵尽心尽力。年纪虽小,可是关于做人的道理可懂得不少。

5. http://suwei-blue.blogspot.com/
霹雳巴里文打人,属中度危险人物。嗜睡如命,可在间隔不到半天的时间之内睡三次,连本人都自愧不如。为人单纯,容易信人(是好事坏事?)个人威水史记有: 有friendster但不懂caption是什么、差点成为“茶壶火锅”的创办人(详情请参阅部落格“心星...点点...”及“旋律...在心海中盘旋...”)、并在2007年许下了前无古人、后无来者的伟大生日愿望。

6. http://saltyfish87.blogspot.com/
九州真蓬人,自认为咸鱼,一条伟大的咸鱼。热衷音乐,擅长小提琴、乒乓和篮球。经常为朋友赴汤蹈火,在所不辞,友情排第一。信守诺言,凡事说到做到。钱包和电话经常空空如也,只因是为了orchestra。

7. http://siawyen.blogspot.com/
九州芦骨人,以一门“捏人神功”独步天下。自认为王力宏太太,痴迷程度为高度疯狂。外表疯癫,可是静下来时说话可是头头是道。华文造诣高深,“湘月佳人枫树下”主题乃出自于她的手笔,亦为说服本人出席该晚会的功臣之一。对于时事的认识是本人众多女性朋友之中极为罕见的一个。

8. http://yenlian.blogspot.com/
以“臭”为姓,来自于阿富汗的信箱。被弃于登大宿舍垃圾堆,后被洁盈捡回认养,即为本人的孙女(我的天啊!! 我到底前世做错了什么?!!)属极度严重危险人物。擅长煮炭,皆因所煮之菜肴必成黑炭,癖好为嗅腋下(ketiak)及作猪。经常睡眼惺忪,唯见到“钱”字会精神一振。parking亦不舍得出钱,且懒于洗车,亦不会side-parking。钟情于垃圾桶,嫁给XXL体型的丈夫。为人极度严重单纯,极度容易受骗,所做傻事多不胜数。经常与人打赌,但每次都输,也没有一次认账,欠下嗅腋下和吻屁股,债息累累。


番外篇: http://www.wretch.cc/blog/jyinlim
瓜拉登嘉楼人,拉曼大学学生。痴迷于日本相扑,属极度危险人物,若得罪此人,请阁下多多保重。一把豪迈爽朗的笑声让人冷汗直冒,差点死于亲表妹刀下。疯狂迷恋自拍,为电脑及手提电话防止病毒系统制作兼出品人。



** 以上论点纯为搞笑,若有得罪之处,敬请原谅!希望大家的友谊细水长流。

2007年11月12日星期一

大马纪录大全 Malaysia Book of Records

昨天,是个极富纪念性的日子,因为这一天是大马司法界最多法令条文诞生的日子,也是司法界里前所未有的案例重篇的日子。

11.11.2007下午,国际时间1500,一群为数接近两百人,综合大马三大民族与东马少数民族的历史创建与见证人,浩浩荡荡地从各方而来,齐聚于海龟大礼堂,一起为大马司法界创造历史!相关法令计有《1950 年大马合约法令》(Malaysia Contract Acts 1950) 和《1957 年大马物品销售法令》(Malaysia Sale of Goods Act 1957),以及附属于合约法令下的代理法 (Law of Agency) 。

历经两个小时后,在同一天国际时间1700,顺利诞生了许多新法令条文!以及许多曾经发生(但已被修改过),和从未发生的案例一并诞生!实为继太空人之后,另一项大马之光!

注解:
昨天是PGN4601: Commercial Law一役正式开战的日子。这一科的作答方式是要附上相关的法令条文 (Section) 和相关案例 (case) ,而有关的法令有以上列明的三种。在没办法熟读一大堆乱七八糟的条文与案例的情况之下,于是大家都成了历史创建人:自创法令条文!(冒汗~~)

Yesterday was a very meaningful day, because many act were born on yesterday, and also many cases were edited and created.

In the afternoon of 11.11.07, international time of 1500, there were an approximation of 200 people, consist of Malays, Chinese, Indians and bumiputera from East Malaysia, came and assembled in the Turtle Hall, together to create history for judicature, that is the Malaysia Contract Acts 1950 and Malaysia Sale of Goods Act 1957, and the Law of Agency which is stated under Malaysia Contract Acts 1950.

After two hours, at the international time of 1700 on the same day, many new sections were born! Together with the edited cases, and new cases! It is another pride of Malaysia after our astronaut!

Explanation:
Yesterday was the exam for PGN4601: Commercial Law. To answer the questions for this paper, statutory provision and case must be provided according to the three act as stated above. Because it's impossible to memorize all the sections and cases, hence we were becoming a historian: to create our own provisions! (sweating~~)

2007年11月10日星期六

Taurus Man

A quiet simple man who can do something unexpected to shock you. Taurus man mostly medium tall, strong with good health, good strong body. When he talks, he likes to turn his head to one side on one direction. His body will be quite straight, facial structure tend to be square shape more than other shape. His eyes sparkle with liveliness.

Even when he is in love, he is still a free wild bird. He is a sand in your palm, the more you want to hold it, it will slip out. If you stand and hold it still, it will stay that way. Don't set the rules and draw a line for him, he will not stay.

When you are with him, he will think only of you. But an hour later he could change his mind. He is very patient with other people, but very impatient with himself. His world always turning and it will not stop just because he loves you. If he up sets, he will show it right away. If something has gone wrong, he will blame his own carelessness instead of blaming other people.

He sincere to his friends even to some friends he does not like. He likes to do odd things and surprise other people. He could be fully dress in a nice suit and jump in the pool. He could slap your back so hard just to make you turn around to see he has flowers in his hand. He never want to get too close with anyone for he thinks living in reality is living by yourself.

He does not care what people think when he behave weird. He could be walking bare feet and laughing at people who laugh at him and think they are so narrow minded. He does not likes to follow conformity, but always want to search for new ventures, new mystery. He will interest in a life of a millionaire as much as a life of an old man selling newspaper on a sidewalk vendor.

He like to search and analyze people and things. He will analyze his friends or his girl friend, and once the mystery is gone, he will search for new puzzle to solve. He can not easily understand thing, so he will gradually learning about you till he fills up all his questions.

He knows so many people ,but he has a few friends. He looks for quality friends than quantity friends. He will be close with some friends shortly and move on. He always feel lonely even surround by many people. He could create his own little world, and sometimes no one would understand him. He looks only for future and he thinks he lives for the future. He may wonder how many people think like he does, but he does not want to be like the others.

A man with a conflict personality. He is a cool, understanding, able to work well, and very artistic. Taurus man could be an artist. He could shock you as much as he is able to clam you down when you up set. He is a free spirit who likes venture, but when he wants to be alone, do not touch him but to let him be. He won't disappear from the crowds too long, he will be back.

He will give you straight forward opinion or comments, but will never advice what he thinks you should do. He does not like people to tell him what he should do too. He thinks each individual dreams and thoughts should be very private. He will use his brain not his body strength, so he will let other guys compete. He has a certain satisfactory in life and hate to force himself in competition. He may seems careless, but actually he is a thinker and a stubborn one.

He sees anythings in details and not easily trusted people till he thinks he knows them well. You can just smile and he will think why and what are you smiling about, and if you are pretending. Once he trust you and accept you as a friend, no one can says other wise to change that for he will not listen to gossip. He will be honest and sincere to his friends.

He hates lies, so he will not tell you lies. If he finds it is necessary to lie, he will find other ways not to tell you or avoid telling you anything. If he really has to lie, you will never be able to tell that he is lying. He can really keep secrets, so you will hardly know that he is a lonely soul.

If you want this kind of guy, you have to be an interesting person. He has to be curious about you. Hell for him is "No Freedom", so if he marry you then you should know it is the biggest decision in his life. Always be interesting, then you could have him beside you.


Source: http://www.sunncity.com/Horoscope/Taurus-Man.Html


2007年11月9日星期五

糜烂生活

这几天

看了两场鬼戏

有三个朋友生日

顾着吓人、作弄人

最早的早餐是早上五点

最迟的睡觉时间是早上六点半

睡到最迟是傍晚六点

生活,超糜烂


下一科是关于 Contract Acts,书还没翻开过...

2007年11月6日星期二

讣告

悼文:
呜呼哀哉!大汉天子一代明君,年轻有为、聪明伶俐、满腹经论、雄图大略,可惜心不恋国,撒手而去,实属大汉臣民之不幸也!

大汉天子,年方二十有二,励精图治,企图力挽狂澜,拯救江山百姓于水深火热。惜天妒英才,实在回天乏力,崩于西历二零零七十一月五日晚间十一时正。

大汉皇朝,建于西历二零零七正月十二日,至西历二零零七十一月五日晚间十一时正灭亡为止,时历二百九十七日。